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Senhores e Senhoras... antes de entrar no Blog devem (recomendação medica e do homem do talho) esvaziar a bexiga, encher o estômago de comida para vomitarem a rir e principalmente colocarem o chapéu do Noddy para facilitar a leitura deste pergaminho de deus... todo o poderoso.
Gostava que também vocês, reles mortais participassem, depois de ler alguns textos, saíssem de casa nus e gritassem o nome do site do blog!!!
Palavra para os terroristas, eu sou o novo deus!!! Devem-me venerar eternamente. Cada gás (metano) vindo do meu corpo é um sinal de novo local e uma nova ideia para realizar terrorismo.

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segunda-feira, 17 de março de 2008

Constipação!!

A constipação é um síndrome que afecta toda a gente, em especial neste tempo... os campeões de Inverno. Isto quer dizer que todas as pessoas que , com um enorme frio glaciar, andaram a mostrar os peitos ás mulheres... e a demonstrar que andaram a puxar ferro e conseguíram apenas baixar apenas dois ou três pontos no QI.
Como é possível o corpo humano ser capaz de produzir tanta merda no nariz, misturada com umas quantas "gosmas"... que bem aproveitadas e bem puxadas, fazem com que uma pessoa constipada se orgulhe da merda proveniente do corpo e que obrigue os amigos a olharem e adorarem a dita cuja.

Quando se está constipado, a pessoa regressa milhares de anos atrás nas suas atitudes.... nomeadamente... passa a ter atitudes selvagens no que respeita ao acasalamento com a fêmea, ou seja, começa a ter relações sexuais como não existisse amanhã... trata os amigos com desprezo... elevando o seu intelectual a O QI... e acima de tudo, o interesse por beber álcool até matar todos os germes existentes .

Mas o que mais me irrita quando se está constipada é a quantidade de sopa que comemos... ya.. tipo... eu adoro sopa e vou comer uma galinha com o cio e engolir massa até o estômago estar fora do corpo... e depois vou á casa de banho atingir o ponto mais alto.. que é realizar um toque rectal... ou então beber tanto xarope que a bexiga e todo o sistema urinário funciona a diesel e o colesterol é o óleo lubrificante..
Não é fácil estar doente... não é fácil viver... não é fácil ser benfiquista ( não tem nada a ver.. mas tive de desabafar).
Palavras sábias de um padre... "Fuck Off constipação... Ámen "

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